Excuse me maam, are those loaded?

Sad but true, the greatest threat to our national security right now may reside in the 36D bra of a Middle Eastern woman. A news report out of England says that al-Qaeda has been looking for a way to put bombs inside of a woman's breasts implants. Crazy idea, right? Well, the plastic surgeon who this report quoted said it's really not all that difficult to do. Can we protect against this threat? Are we going to be able to detect bombs hidden inside of a part of a person's body?

Considering our astounding track record of success with catching other people who wanted to smuggle explosives or weapons aboard planes, I'd say it's a safe bet we're not going to be successful keeping these off a plane either. We have had two different attempts (if not more) to blow up planes made since September 11th and caught neither. This does not bode well for us. Besides, if al-Qaeda starts blowing up fake boobs, haven't they won this war already? I just hope they hire more security at LAX. That's a lot of fake boobs to inspect there.